do you know what twilight is? i hope you do because if you do than u would know how fucking shitty it is...twilight...is for GODDAMN teenage girls going thru some weird time in their life where they think skinny pale cold vampire people with fucked up beards is "hot". ive been told by my overly twilight obsessed friends about it. heres my summary of the book: once upon a time there was a vampire named edward. edward is a vampire. YAY!!!. edward meets normal girl called bella. bella isnt a vampire. YAY!!!they fall in love. they have big argument about there "relationship" they break up *tear* bella meets werewolf. they fall in love *cough* cough* whore* edward gets pissed so they have a big fight. bella falls in love with edward again. they have sex. they have a kid. the end. look how easy that was. i basically just wrote down what happens in four shitty books in six sentances. well, the storyline is basically six sentances, the rest is just describing how cold edwards skin is and how hot bella is for him. basically, twilight is for people with NO SOCIAL LIFE. the book sucks the movie sucks and most importantly, the people who think the twilight is so "romantic" and "deep" can ALL BURN IN HELL.

because i dont want to be hated by all you people out there who like twilight, this is completely MY opinion, if you love it, keep loving it, i just wanted to rip on this stupid piece o shit.